TEESSIDE comedian Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown is described as the ‘rudest and crudest’ comedian in Britain. Born in Grangetown, he has courted controversy wherever he has gone, but after decades in the business has built up a hugely loyal following among those looking for something a little different to mainstream funnymen. His latest DVD, Front Page Boobs, is due for release on November 12. He is currently on tour and dates can be found on his website www.chubbybrown.biz

What was your first car?

Vauxhall Victor – Cost me £16.

How many times did it take to pass your test, who taught you and what in?

Twice! In a second-hand Jaguar.

Who would be your ideal fantasy passenger?

Cheryl Cole so she could see what she’s missing out on, or Sarah Millican, she's more my type!

What is your dream car?

A gangster car like the ones Bonnie and Clyde drove – a Chevy!

How would you describe your driving style?

Laid back, I have to be with my job and the amount of miles I cover.

Tell me one driving anecdote from your past?

Once owned a Citroen, the doors opened out and a lorry took one off – lucky escape.

What is playing on your in car iPod or CD player at the moment and why?

Herbie Hancock, Jazz and Sting, all great driving music which keep me going on the long journeys around the UK.

What do you drive now and why?

A Lexus Hybrid 400. It's comfortable, relaxing and I can fit all my sandwiches in it.